- Tasty. Seriously, excellent flavor.
- Quality does not diminish with age. Sure, they get a little harder to chew, but the flavor and texture remains perfect.
- Attractive. Red is one of my favorite colors.
- Entertaining. If you're bored, having a school of fish to entertain you is great. You can play shark and attack the unsuspecting stragglers. You could pretend one is Nemo. The possibilities are endless.
- Soothing. To me, Swedish Fish are a comfort food. I feel good when I eat them.
- Tidy. This candy doesn't melt in your hands, have crumbs, or turn your fingers colors.
- Versatile. Is there a situation where Swedish Fish are not appropriate? I submit that there is not!
That's all I can think of for the moment. Maybe I need to look for the man that fits this list. Shouldn't be too hard since it's pretty vague.
